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Out in Kansas tornadoes often hit with from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
Out in Kansas, tornadoes often hit with sudden devastation, and without warning. In one case, a house was completely whisked away, leaving only the foundation and first floor. A silver-haired farm lady was seen sitting dazed, in a bathtub, the only remaining part of the house left above the floor. The rescue squad rushed to her aid and found her unhurt. She was just sitting there in the tub, talking to herself. "It was the most amazing thing ... it was the most amazing thing." she kept repeating dazedly. "What was the most amazing thing, Ma'am?" asked one of the rescuers. "I was visiting my daughter here, taking a bath, and all I did was pull the plug and dog-gone-it if the whole house didn't suddenly drain away."

Why were the vets and pounds madIt from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
Why were the vets and pounds mad? It was raining cats and dogs

What do freezing rain and cake icing from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common? Both are a glaze

Which weather features do druggies like mostHighs from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
Which weather features do druggies like most? Highs

Why is the sky not happy on from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
Why is the sky not happy on clear days? It has the blues

How does a male lightning bolt feel from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
How does a male lightning bolt feel when he notices an attractive female lightning bolt? Thunderstruck

What type of wind is named after from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
What type of wind is named after a young deer? Foehn

What type of wind is named after from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin? Santa Ana

What type of wind is named after from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat? Katabatic

How can you tell if a tornado from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
How can you tell if a tornado is stupid? -If it spins anti-cyclonically

What cloud is so lazy because it from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
What cloud is so lazy because it will not get up? -Fog

Why type of lightning likes to play from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
Why type of lightning likes to play sports? -Ball lightning

Why was the lightning grilled on the from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
Why was the lightning grilled on the stove? -To make heat lightning

How do rain drops marryThey coalesce Weather from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
How do rain drops marry? -They coalesce

How did the hail stone describe its from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
How did the hail stone describe it's life? -It really has a lot of ups and downs

What game do tornadoes like to playTwister from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
What game do tornadoes like to play? -Twister

What is a hurricanes favorite petAnywhere from from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
What is a hurricane's favorite pet? -Anywhere from 1 to 5 cats

What do lightning bolts do when they from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
What do lightning bolts do when they laugh? -They crack up

Why did the updraft get pulled overIt from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
Why did the updraft get pulled over? -It was speeding in a high shear zone

What are hurricanes with a central dense from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called? -Hurricanes with cataracts